When a man graduates from college and has his first own place to live in, he sometimes has to realize that school and college did not teach him all the skills he would need to be really successful in life. This becomes especially visible when moving in with a girlfriend or when getting married. CCC has developed new classes that will teach men those skills they need to be a great husband or boyfriend.
Here is the new course catalog:
CCC 1011 – Self-Cleaning Option for Dirty Dishes – Dishwasher 101
Learn about how it really works with those dirty dishes. Video documented destruction of an illusion. 6 week course that also goes into the details why paper plates should not be cleaned in a dishwasher.
CCC 1012 – How to become a “professional-grade” Shopping Advisor in 3 easy Steps
This course teaches real life skills. We will visit the local shopping mall and provide detailed steps how shopping done without affecting your relationship with your girlfriend or wife. Be prepared for extensive workshops in the shoe department and the lingerie department. We will teach different Meditation, Breathing, and self-control techniques. Bonus Video Training: Shopping Survival skills for when going shopping with Her and her girlfriends.
CCC 1013 – The Difference between the Floor and a Hamper
24 hour workshop with detailed video training and lots of practical examples. Bring workout gear to participate in the throwing drills session (taught by famous NBA basketball coach).
CCC 1014 – Mastering the Passenger Seat
14 week course to learn those important skills that make you great passenger in any vehicle. This course includes driver/passenger training taught by the same instructors who teach at the Police Academy.
CCC 1015 – Marriage Training: The Difference between a Mom and a Wife
Learn how to discover the most significant differences between a Mom and a Wife. Learn those lifesaving skills that let you sleep in bed and not on the couch.
CCC 1016 – Just let it go – Remote Control Training
This 4 week course teaches how to enjoy the latest TV show without holding the remote control. Meditation and Breathing techniques compliment this course. Please bring your Yoga mat and wear workout clothing when attending. Bring your own remote control for improved results. To pass this class participants need to be able to handle the 2-hour season finale of “Dancing with the Stars” while not having access to a remote control. Our teachers have developed a 100% success rate. Sign-up early – classes fill up fast.
CCC 1017 – Environmental Training: The Myths about Toilet Paper Rolls
Amazing discoveries about toilet paper rolls, toilet roll holders, and “DIY” replacement of toilet paper rolls in 3 easy steps.
CCC 1018 – Independence Day: How to find Your Own Socks instantly
Learn about the “secret life” of your socks and discover where “these little buggers” tend to hide. 4 week course that will also teach you about matching up single socks to create functional pairs of socks that really catch her attention. This course will also improve your socks “hunting” skills and sharpens your ability to decide when socks need to be washed. Please bring 2 pair of used socks for class. Ziploc bags are provided as courtesy of your local King Soopers. Shop at King Soopers with clean socks and receive 5 Cents of your next purchase of Tide.
CCC 1019 – Anniversary Training
10 week course that teaches you those skills to remember any anniversary instantly. Relax, this course comes with a complimentary Sports encyclopedia and a 136 page guide that will teach you step by step how to match anniversaries with what happened in sports that day and year. This unique program is exclusively taught at CCC. Bonus: 4 DVD-Set that shows how to make successful phone calls on all anniversary occasions. Includes 8 hours of video and audio training.
CCC 1020 – The Secret behind the “Number #1” Business and how it can save your marriage
10 week course that teaches the basic elements of a toilet and how to use them in different situations. Deep-Dive into the basics of gravity. PowerPoint’s and Video training accompany the course material.
CCC 1021 – How to handle environmental risks in your house or apartment
This 8 week class is taught by a former Navy Seal. In the classroom, the recruits are educated on how to avoid the possible use of a gas mask. Learn about pressure control and controlled release of dangerous gases. Lifesaving skills that also apply to situations at work or the subway during rush hour.
This series of related life changing courses is providing you with skills that you cannot find anywhere else. Our teachers and professors have experience in studying and learning from dozens of girlfriends, mistresses, and wives. It would cost you a fortune to reproduce those studies and to fine-tune those skills to a point where they simply do the trick. We are proud to have marriage counselors on staff who are available 24/7 while being enrolled at CCC. If you are a wife or girlfriend, please inquire about our gift certificate program – 100% discretion guaranteed. These courses do not carry any credits towards any degree available from CCC. CCC = Real Life College Education that makes a difference.